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Damienne Merlina - Hollywood, CA  

(Stand-up Comic)

 

"My name is Damienne Merlina, I live in Hollwood, CA and I am a stand-up comic.  I am a fun loving, passionate, sexy, woman.

About a year ago I lost my arm in a car accident --- and I'm still a hotass.  I figure I'm meeting you halfway on the sculpture thing...Venus De Milo and all. :)

Being a voluptuous beauty was always considered unconventional, and so is being a one armed beauty - but I'm here to send out the message that SEXY transcends all things.  Booty Babe is a state of mind - and sugar, I live there!

My car has a sticker on it that says SHAZAAM BOOTY - because I always joke that men come on to me in traffic - because I have a relatively thin face, but if I would open the car door it's like SHAZAAM BOOTY!"

   

      

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